Rudolph, the orange hairy monster from the infamous Bugs Bunny cartoon, “Hair-Raising Hare,” decided to make a guest appearance on PBS’s “Antique Roadshow” to see what he, she, or it, was worth. Rudolph sat down with his appraiser, a woman named Sheila, who immediately commented, “My Stars! Were did you ever get that awful hairdo. It doesn’t become you at all. Oh, for goodness sakes, you really need to fix it up. Otherwise, what an INTERESTING Monster, the girls at home would be impressed.” Rudolph, not impressed with Sheila’s appraisal, handed over the spider goulash he specially made for her anyway.