Weekly Challenge 413: Any Town But Funkytown

Crapton, Florida. Recently incorporated in 2013, the towns founder and mayor, Eric Crapton, is proud to say his family owns the horse manure, the cow manure, the chicken slaughterhouse, and the chicken manure factories that compromise 89 percent of the town’s economy.  The rest of the town’s economy is created by the speed traps recently created on U.S. route 301 in Bradford County, Florida.   Crapton is the proud location for the 324th Walmart super center in the State of Florida.  Yes, there are additional speed traps in the parking lot.  Crapton is a Funky town, but only because it literally smells like shit.

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