Weekly Challenge 385: Underwear

“What is that under there?!” I shouted. “Under where?!” my roommate screamed back, concerned. “HA! I made you say underwear!” I shouted back.  My roommate, not amused he fell for this joke for the 3rd time this morning, gave me a cross look.  The joke was wearing thin.  “Shouldn’t you be writing?” my roommate quipped.  Instead, I noticed my Maltese Freddie under the table.  Before I could say, “look under there”, I was smacked over the head with a frying pan.  I woke up to find my roommate stuffing his used underwear in my mouth.  Surprisingly, they taste like waffles.

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