Weekly Challenge 379: Pork!!!!!

You bet your ass war is fun, especially when your foe is suddenly vanquished by choking on a piece of pork when said foe was not even eating any food to begin with! The story comes from a contrived notion invented in the bible of all places,  Wait, the spice of Lifeless?  What the hell happened to the NESS!  Dammit!  Brilliant!  You only have less than forty words until the end of this story.”  “Oh go choke on a piece of pork, which he promptly did, except, his death was ruled as an accidental parsley choking.  Blah, Blah, Blah, sleep.

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