Schaefer Beer, the beer you have when your having more than one. Wow, a beer that knows me more than just intimately. It would be the end of the world as we know it if I could not buy case after case of Schaefer Beer. Wait, I live in Florida, you can’t buy Schaefer Beer here. There is no Justice for all if you live in the state of Florida, all constitutional rights just Slip away, thanks Governor Scott, YOU bastard! Dating in Florida is even worse, unless you have a dating convicted Felon fetish. I just want a Schaefer Beer.