Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the Tekken 3000 home robotic unit. This little metalic humanoid can do it all, cook, clean, walk the dog, prepare the taxes, run your business. Tekken 3000 can work indoors, outdoors, Even in outer space! I brought my Tekken 3000 home, and it was wonderful! The first … More Weekly Challenge 261: Stupid computer….
Venerable Captain Spaulding of the Taffy industry woke up one day to realize he could not get any lead in his pencil. Suffering from Floppy penis, aka, erectile dysfunction, off to the Urologist he went. “Good News!” the urologist exclaimed, “We have just invented a purple Argon therapy that will make Viagra obsolete! All we have … More Weekly Challenge 562: Pick Two, “Lead, Floppy, Argon, Purple, Brunch, Taffy, Worried, Venerable.”
I am SINGLE, with no REGRET. May of 1995. I was a young law school graduate who just passed the Florida Bar. I had a hot girlfriend, and life on this PLANET was full of hope, until I realized my 1st Florida girlfriend was totally psychotic. We broke up, violently. Fast forward to 2011, Christmas at … More Weekly Challenge 529: PICK TWO Single, Ferret, Planet, Fail, Hard, Regret, Disembowel, Virtue
I was barely born, considering it was a normal birth, if C-sections among 40 year olds are a normal birth in 1968, with the usual circumcision shortly thereafter. No, I’m not Jewish, but my mother was convinced it was a hygiene thing, because my dad was un-circumcised, and mom was obviously totally disgusted by it. … More Weekly Challenge 528: “My Earliest Memory”
The idea that you know what someone else is thinking is called fortune telling. I’m no fortune teller. All I can say is what I see, what comes from my heart. You, Branka, really do not need makeup. You may think you do, and I will always respectfully disagree, but we’ll save that argument for … More Fortune Teller
The hardest thing I ever had to do when I already decided to try harder was to just walk away, but only after I finally realized I was in a no win situation. People can tell you what a punch to the gut feels like, but nothing in this world can prepare you for it. … More Weekly Challenge 513: Sand
The Camera was pointed in my face, I froze. The bullshit out of my mouth failed to flow. The people looked at me like the freak that I am. All I can say is I tried, and I don’t think I’m a bad person for trying. I think I will be painted out to be … More Weekly Challenge 510: Camera
I’m a stranger in the eyes of myself. All the hopes and dreams of my obnoxious youth has faded in the cold harsh rain of reality. Dis-barred, dis-enfranchised, dis-owned, dis-loved, dis-respected, simply dissed by every level of society. The words of truth carry a very heavy price, because the words will not be heard by … More Weekly Challenge 511: Stranger