Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the Tekken 3000 home robotic unit. This little metalic humanoid can do it all, cook, clean, walk the dog, prepare the taxes, run your business. Tekken 3000 can work indoors, outdoors, Even in outer space! I brought my Tekken 3000 home, and it was wonderful! The first … More Weekly Challenge 261: Stupid computer….
I was watching the weather channel as my mother and I were getting ready for Church. “What’s the weather forecast?” my mother asks. “Uh, looks like penis pills,” I replied. “Penis pills, again?” “Yeah, apparently the local weather is suffering from erectile disfunction again.” “I guess I better bring an umbrella. What’s on Fox News?” … More A day in the life of Cable News
Dad flinches as the tip of the dialysis needles are placed in his arm. “Get me out of here,” he laments, not understanding he still has over 2 hours left on the dialysis machine. The fidget monster sits restless, irritable, and discontent in a persistent state of wide awake stupid, not knowing the date or … More Weekly Challenge 632: Tip
Doc was cursed with having the remainder of his troupe of elves as test subjects. Grumpy in a rage had to be put down, Happy was manic and had to be strapped down, Sleepy has been in a coma for over 9 1/2 weeks, Bashful is scared and won’t come out of the closet, and … More Weekly Challenge 631: Pick 2: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, and Sneezy
Vito tried to calm a customer outraged at his brother slapping the dough on his bare chest to make pizza by saying, “you think that’s bad, you should see how he makes the doughnuts.” The customer stormed out in a rage. Over the next week, Vito and Tony were shocked at the sudden decline in … More Weekly Challenge 630: Pizza
Jezebel was a musician, who liked to make instruments out of human organs and body parts. There were the Bagpipes made of lungs, piano keys made from bones, piano wire made from hair and muscle, and his favorite, a harmonica made from a larynx. Jezebel would bring his grizzly musical instruments to the town square … More Weekly Challenge 629: Organ
“Come with me, CUPCAKE!” One of my favorite lines from J.J. Abrams reboot of the Star Trek Franchise. It’s a line that seems both appropriate and timeless in our current age. Case in point, I’m watching the latest episode of Dr. Who, and Bill is shocked to hear the Doctor’s response to her question about … More Weekly Challenge 580: Cupcake
When you bend yourself to the mind of someone else’s reality, you are no longer your own person. You are at the will of the entity you submitted yourself to. What are you willing to sell yourself for today? Power, status, or simply your next fix? How large your next house? How luxurious your next car necessary … More Weekly Challenge 578: Bank