Weekly Challenge 631: Pick 2: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, and Sneezy

Doc was cursed with having the remainder of his troupe of elves as test subjects. Grumpy in a rage had to be put down, Happy was manic and had to be strapped down, Sleepy has been in a coma for over 9 1/2 weeks, Bashful is scared and won’t come out of the closet, and … More Weekly Challenge 631: Pick 2: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, and Sneezy

Weekly Challenge 562: Pick Two, “Lead, Floppy, Argon, Purple, Brunch, Taffy, Worried, Venerable.”

Venerable Captain Spaulding of the Taffy industry woke up one day to realize he could not get any lead in his pencil.  Suffering from Floppy penis, aka, erectile dysfunction, off to the Urologist he went. “Good News!” the urologist exclaimed, “We have just invented a purple Argon therapy that will make Viagra obsolete!  All we have … More Weekly Challenge 562: Pick Two, “Lead, Floppy, Argon, Purple, Brunch, Taffy, Worried, Venerable.”