Weekly Challenge 562: Pick Two, “Lead, Floppy, Argon, Purple, Brunch, Taffy, Worried, Venerable.”

Venerable Captain Spaulding of the Taffy industry woke up one day to realize he could not get any lead in his pencil.  Suffering from Floppy penis, aka, erectile dysfunction, off to the Urologist he went. “Good News!” the urologist exclaimed, “We have just invented a purple Argon therapy that will make Viagra obsolete!  All we have … More Weekly Challenge 562: Pick Two, “Lead, Floppy, Argon, Purple, Brunch, Taffy, Worried, Venerable.”

Weekly Challenge 529: PICK TWO Single, Ferret, Planet, Fail, Hard, Regret, Disembowel, Virtue

I am SINGLE, with no REGRET.   May of 1995.  I was a young law school graduate who just passed the Florida Bar.  I had a hot girlfriend, and life on this PLANET was full of hope, until I realized my 1st Florida girlfriend was totally psychotic.  We broke up, violently.  Fast forward to 2011, Christmas at … More Weekly Challenge 529: PICK TWO Single, Ferret, Planet, Fail, Hard, Regret, Disembowel, Virtue

Weekly Challenge 528: “My Earliest Memory”

I was barely born, considering it was a normal birth, if C-sections among 40 year olds are a normal birth in 1968, with the usual circumcision shortly thereafter. No, I’m not Jewish, but my mother was convinced it was a hygiene thing, because my dad was un-circumcised, and mom was obviously totally disgusted by it. … More Weekly Challenge 528: “My Earliest Memory”

Fortune Teller

The idea that you know what someone else is thinking is called fortune telling. I’m no fortune teller.  All I can say is what I see, what comes from my heart. You, Branka, really do not need makeup. You may think you do, and I will always respectfully disagree, but we’ll save that argument for … More Fortune Teller